the planet of the ancient children
a bizarro radio play by coolhaven | 25, 26 and 27 march 2011
in an archaic setting we listened to an old fashioned radio play, created on site by the members of coolhaven
the synopsis of the play: _planet housing market got completely stuck by lack of skullfuck fluid. _sergeant 2TON is assigned to start an investigation. _he meets ernst slagsahne (a warmed up nazi corpse), who sends him in the right direction but at the same time has a hidden agenda. _the solution can be found on the planet of the ancient children. _2TON goes undercover and fucks the right hole to access the planet. _he discovers that the orgasm fluid of the skullfucking ancient children is the lubricant for the interest flow, a conclusion that might save planet housing market. _but how many dimensions are there on the planet of the ancient children? _ and what happens when 2TON finally has intercouse with oera, the queen of the planet of the ancient children? _and how many people have a triple identity?